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Things you don't want to hear your surgeon say to his resident...

"This is Jodie. We will be seeing her indefinitely."

"See this area of regrowth? It's too early to tell if it's papilloma but we'll have to keep our eye on it."

"Her stent isn't working."

"This is exposed bone. It should be developing new lining but it's taking longer than expected."

"Usually at this point we can stretch out appointments but we still need to see her weekly because there is so much buildup that needs removed."

I decided it was time to buy a metro fare pass.