Family Funny

My father wears hearing aids.

One evening, after feverishly cleaning up the kitchen, my mother said to my dad, "The kitchen is closed."

Dad replies, "What?"
Mom: "The kitchen is closed!"
Dad: "Huh?"
Mom: "THE KITCHEN IS CLOSED!!"

A few minutes later, my father comes out of their bedroom with a duffle bag in his hands. Mom says, "What are you doing?"

Dad replies, "I don't know, but I got my clothes."

He had no idea where they were going but he did what the boss had instructed.